So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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