girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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