So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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