Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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