I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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