i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Fuck appropriateness.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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