Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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