dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
