I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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