i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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