It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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