it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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