the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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