just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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