You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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