hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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