how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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