i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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