You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
