what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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