i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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