I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is the high leading the old right now
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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