you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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