She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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