Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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