I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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