Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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