Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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