found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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