I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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