The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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