arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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