everyone is single if you try hard enough
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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