you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
