Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
