The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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