bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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