apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i think i just naturally attract stoners
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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