Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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