a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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