i just had sex bonerless
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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