i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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