Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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