Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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