I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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