living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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