Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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