her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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