What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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