I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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