I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Still dying that you shit outside
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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