I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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