sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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