that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
as a side note pls kill me
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
