What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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